Do any of my fellow Jezzies have trouble relating to most women on a personal level? I recently attended a socially-distant get together with my co-workers, all of whom are women. We’re a small office, and most of them are anywhere from five to 10 years younger than me. We get on well enough as a group at work, but…

WAAAYYY too many people do this. I’m just so glad that I had the ability to be honest with myself and know that I didn’t have the patience, or even genuinely liked being around children enough to have any. 

When you have thick thighs and short legs, bootcut or flare jeans are always good. 

I was one of those kids who loved horses from the moment I first saw one, read every book about horses I could, and basically pestered my parents forever until they finally decided to buy me a horse (we lived in the country and our neighbors had horses, so they were confident they’d be able to learn from them). I…

I had a horse growing up too. The way Kim is holding her reins is hilariously bad.

Perfect comeback is perfect. 

Eegah! is a classic. For me it’s the Gumby “Robot Rumpus” short; I basically don’t stop laughing throughout the whole thing. The MST3K movie also holds a special place in my heart.

MST3K is one of the few things that have managed to make me laugh the last few months. It’s basically me and my husband’s go-to whenever we’ve had a rough day. 

Had mine taken out a few years ago, and was also left with one ovary (my giant fibroid basically ate the other one). It’s amazing how freeing life can be without periods. Although I must admit I was appalled to find out how many women asked me afterwards, “So... do you still have to worry about getting pregnant?” or…

I’m sure Trump is unaware that Petty wrote a song that disses him in the lyrics: “Take back that country club that Trump built outside my door.” It never fails to make me smile. 

I’ve never really understood why people thought Gwen Stefani was so amazing (though I was never a No Doubt fan). Shirley Manson is a cooler rock goddess in every way, and Garbage is a far superior band.

40 year old here. Though I feel like I must be at least 96 after reading this article.

I’m not sure people in my state are intelligent enough to understand that. There have been a lot of calls for the Director of the Dept. of Health to resign, because the anticipated spikes didn’t happen. THE SPIKES DIDN’T HAPPEN BECAUSE OF THE DIRECTOR’S ORDER TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN, MORONS.

I know several people who make the same arguments your dad makes. When I bring up the fact that many people who have this are asymptomatic, and YES, you can get it from an asymptomatic carrier, their reply is usually “yeah, but do we REALLY know that for sure?”

With you 100%. I’m extremely introverted, and I got so pissed yesterday during my trip to the grocery store that I spoke up and gave a middle-aged couple a piece of my mind when they were walking the wrong way up the aisle (signs were marked every few feet on the floor and at eye level). No masks either of course.…

With you 100%. I’m extremely introverted, and I got so pissed yesterday during my trip to the grocery store that I spoke up and gave a middle-aged couple a piece of my mind when they were walking the wrong way up the aisle (signs were marked every few feet on the floor and at eye level). No masks either of course. They…

I used to have two papillons (now sadly just down to one). One day they came across a nest of newborn bunnies. The older one immediately tried to devour them whole, while the younger one tried to imitate his older brother, though you could tell he didn’t know what he was doing. By the time I stopped them they were…

I’m pretty sure this was a ‘78 or ‘79 bronco; I remember it was black with yellow trim. When my dad’s buddy eventually got a new car I was so disappointed-that bronco just seemed like it was a part of his persona at that point.

When I was young I occasionally rode in the back of my dad’s friend’s bronco with his kids. We would beg him to drive fast over hills so we’d go airborne; occasionally you’d come down on the metal wheel-wells, but it was worth it.