Congrats! I had a reduction/lift two years ago, and I LOVE my new boobs. Word to the wise-prepare yourself for seeing them for the first time when the bandages come off. My husband looked like he was going to pass out, as I was black and blue and covered in stitches (I started calling them Frankenboobs). But even at…

Oh. My. GAWD. Total cute overload.

I fully intended to take it easy for a long while. I’m very fortunate that I have a shit ton of sick leave and a wonderful husband who also has plenty of leave time and is more than willing to take care of me.

I’m afraid it won’t for me either. I’ve had dogs I’ve loved dearly all my life, but this dog is on another level. Hoping that when it happens it’ll at least be peaceful.

I’m so very sorry. My oldest is 15, and even though he’s doing great for an old man, I know this day is coming. Whenever I feel sad about it, I just remind myself how lucky I am to have had so many good years with him.

Jezzies who’ve had an abdominal hysterectomy-share your wisdom with me! I’m scheduled to get my uterus and cervix removed on the 16th (two large and one very large fibroid, and since I’ve never wanted kids, my doctor and I decided this was the best solution for me). I’m excited to be rid of my horrible symptoms, and…

I would love to see the Queen take that fat fuck out like Ian in My Big Fat Greek Wedding when he ran into that old lady.

Yesssss. Such a good movie, and I don’t know many people who’ve seen it.

As a “not having kids in a million years” person, I’m always disappointed when the romance novels I read inevitably end with the heroine getting pregnant. It’s a major buzz kill. Can’t a couple ever just be together without having to create a kid?

My husband saw it and said it looked like an 80's Barbie dress.

Have a star from a fellow lifelong Tolkien devotee.

I’m with you on unconventional faces. I don’t understand the appeal of men like Chris Hemsworth or Brad Pitt. Give me a man with an interesting face and a big nose any day (my favorite thing about Oscar Isaac is his nose).

WOOF.

I’ve sat through King Kong on more than one occasion just for Adrien Brody. I squealed like a little girl when I heard he was going to be in Peaky Blinders.

Absolutely, that actor’s voice is incredible.

I think a great voice is a surefire way to get the ovaries going for many women. There’s a scene in Jane Eyre where Michael Fassbender’s voice turns me to jello every time.

OMG, Adrian Brody does it for me for some reason. I do love a nose with personality.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Thank you for summing up what I’ve been trying to figure out how to say. I read this entire interview today and this was exactly how I read it.

Agree with you 100%. My husband is a prime example; he’s always been attracted to curvy women around sizes 10-14 as opposed to rail thin women with no hips or ass, and I know a lot of men who feel the same.