I honestly think “fat” is just the default that some pricks use to insult women (‘cause fat is the worst possible thing for a woman to be, right?). Even when they know a woman is nowhere near being overweight, they use fat as an insult because they assume it cuts the deepest.

I’ve had male coworkers like this, and nine times out of ten they were playing dumb so some woman would do that stuff for them. When I was younger an older female boss clued me in to this behavior, and I started saying “you know how to do that, I’m not doing it for you.” Some of them got whiney, but most just left me…

Have a star for that lovely Muppets reference.

This is fitting, as I just scheduled my hysterectomy this Monday! Paul Ryan can kiss my child free ass.

I love succulents too and this picture is giving me serious envy.

It really is. I went searching for more of his music after seeing the first episode and was truly impressed.

It’s a scene with no nudity, and it manages to be hotter than 99% of movie sex scenes.

Agreed. There’s also something about his smile that I find particularly captivating.

I had a reduction/lift in 2015; went from a G to a DD (I could’ve done a D, but thought it might look too small on my Christina Hendricks-esque frame). Best decision I’ve ever made. I’ve never known such comfort, and they look fabulous.

I had the laser bra procedure: the doctor basically takes some of the skin they remove and uses it to fashion a “bra” of sorts under the breast to help sustain the lift for a longer time period. It cost around $10,000, which is an embarrassing amount for me to admit considering I don’t even make $30,000 a year. My…

I had a lift/reduction two years ago and it was life changing. Surgery/recovery wasn’t that bad and I love my new boobs so much. I had really heavy, un-perky boobs my whole life, so to now have boobs that hold themselves up and that look how I want them to look has been such a confidence boost. Good luck!

No doubt. I’m at my desk at 7 a.m., out by 4, and am in bed by 9. I read this the whole time thinking, “Oh, you crazy kids!”

Clinique Take the Day Off cleansing balm. It’s awesome and takes off everything gently. Just swipe it over your eyes/face, rub a bit, rinse off with warm water. Kinda expensive but you get a huge tub of it that’ll last forever.

I’ve been thinking lately they should change the stars on the american flag to dollar signs. This country pretends to care about family, children in particular. It doesn’t. Money is the one true god. I don’t know why some companies even pretend to care about their employees anymore.

Dear god, I’m so sorry.

I know a woman who married and had kids with one brother, divorced him, married the other brother, had kids with him. Bet those Thanksgiving get-togethers are interesting. Do the kids refer to them as uncle/dad or brother/cousin?

God I wish my mom’s boyfriend would appreciate any of these gifts. He’s a great guy but he listens to country (the crap they play on the radio, not REAL country). It’s the worst thing about him. My dad passed away two years ago and if there’s an afterlife I’m sure he’ll be looking down at us on Xmas like “does this…

In one of the more recent episodes Susie screams “THANK YOU FOR LEAVING!” at Larry and I thought my husband was going to die laughing. He was euphoric when he found out that particular actress was playing Ilana’s mom on Broad City.

Once you get comfortable with it, BEST THING EVER. The hubs and I have made so much yummy stuff since we got ours (and the recipes we’ve found hardly take any time/effort).

I love Curb, no shame. I’m mostly in it for Leon and Funkhouser; the hubs loves Susie for some weird reason that even he can’t articulate.