Crossing my fingers that a rogue yearbook staffer puts her photo back in the yearbook right before the pages go to the publisher (as a former yearbook staffer in high school, sticking it to the administration is a cause near and dear to my heart).

I would get the silver if they were cheaper, I am only slightly ashamed to admit.

I would get the silver if they were cheaper, I am only slightly ashamed to admit.

It sure does sound like Trump invited Putin to the White House for a playdate!

Talk about corruption, this article sent me into Hulk-like rage:

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

Can you be supportive but also really, really leery of lifting the Statute of Limitations on anything? I just have some serious qualms about prosecuting people (with the exception of cases with physical evidence) for something that occurred decades ago because it seems like something that would be really ripe for…

FWIW the EB-1 “Alien of Extraordinary Ability” visa is handed out like candy for foreign musicians and actors. (I know a dude who works for an immigration law firm doing pretty much nothing but writing EB-1 applications.) Calling it the “Einstein visa” is patently ridiculous; a modestly successful Slovenian model…

After running too thin on reasons to ridicule and criticize protesters, the final refuge of the right-wing nut job has become “they’re too good at it, so it must be fake.”

Can’t have school shootings if there are no schools. - Betsy Devos

But what if they offered the Bachelor or Bachelorette $36,000 to keep the person on the show?

You probably don’t remember Crystal Pepsi. Or New Coke (dear God I’m old).

On a related note, I feel genuinely sorry for all my friends and neighbors who feel the need to drink wine just to get through the day with their families. Like, I get it. Ha, ha. So funny that your wine box is your adult juice box.

Jane Doe is fighting the good fight. Because I also want to remain anonymous if I win hundreds of millions of dollars.

The love that I have for my children is the most powerful thing I’ve ever experienced. But every day I want to apologize to them for bringing them into this dying world.

Another reminder that teens are universally bad, folks.

How about just in general:

Immodesty under a slut-shaming rape culture can be confidence too though, whether a woman is attractive or not. That doesn’t mean Kim Kardashian is any kind of feminist hero (before the strawmen start). But since everything about women and girls from respectability, value, what causes one gets to be a part of, what…

Female Modesty does not equal security. But in Kim K’s case I just think it’s her doing what she does. Not really a matter of security or insecurity a this point. She enjoys her idea of beautiful and sexy pictures and the public reacts because we’re prudes.