... and board member Shadie Elnashai of harassment and sexual assault.

Side Note: you are so much more of an adult than me. I’m 31 and I spent a good portion of yesterday telling my husband that I thought it was totally reasonable to buy a llama (actually 2 because they’re herd animals) and then I told him I wanted a velociraptor necklace for Hanukkah.

Also - Space Jam - do you remember JOCK JAMS?! They were my go-to when I was working out. I kind of want to look for them on iTunes right now...

Let us also not forget TV show soundtracks. Dawson’s Creek and Felicity were fantastic.

So my best friend and I used to mail each other cassette tapes when we were little (God I’m old) and we told each other about our day, etc. One time she sent me a tape including her singing “Insensitive” (what a tune) and I sent her back a tape of me singing Whitney Houston’s “Exhale (Shoop Shoop)“ from this…

I am continuously amazed at how these incredible animals have been on Earth for millions and millions of years. Humans have only been around for about 200,000 years and we’re already on our way out (and taking the whole planet with us).

Can I come to your Thanksgiving because that sounds fabulous

YES! Also I was traumatized at the thought of getting an Awful Waffle. It was akin to waterboarding in my childhood brain.

The Tale of the Crimson Clown still scares me to this day.

I think the only thing that could get Trump to step aside is if the rumored golden shower video exists and the girls in it are very clearly underage. EVen if this happened he would still have supporters from the white, “Christian” Americans.

“If the allegations are true, he must step aside,” Mitch McConnell said last week.

For women, I recommend telling the guy you’re on your period. This got me out of a sticky situation in college. It would be better if we didn’t have to come up with “please don’t rape me” excuses - but for the time being bloody vagina works pretty well. And saying you have herpes.

I think an appropriate response to that would be you also have freedom of religion, but that doesn’t mean you can use your beliefs as an excuse to kill people or deny medical care to your children.

“Success of the GLBT agenda in recent years has largely depended on identifying the homosexual movement as a modern version of the Civil Right struggle. This is, of course, nonsense.”

The risk of homicide is three times higher in homes with firearms (Kellermann, 1993, p. 1084).

Yeah, I know. I was voluntarily committed, never been before a judge, etc. Some states say that if you have been committed under any circumstances or have certain psychological conditions you can’t own a gun, but it looks like I could purchase one in quite a few states. I should not be allowed to have a gun.

Out of curiosity I looked up requirements to get a gun license. I could get one in quite a few states. I’ve been committed to a psychiatric hospital twice. I’m not violent towards anyone at all (I would likely commit suicide in the throws of mania if I had a gun though). The fact that a state would give me a gun is…

I am a horrible human being because my first reaction was “he can grope me!” God I suck today (I blame it on working in immigration and just reading an article about how hundreds of thousands of people will know the fate of their TPS status this month - most of them have been here for 20+ years).

Speaking of memories from my younger years, THIS was on my Instagram feed this morning and I feel compelled to share since the timing with the Jez post on the Lion King cast is too unnerving. Instagram is forcing me to relive my childhood trauma.

THIS WAS ON MY INSTAGRAM THIS MORNING. WAY TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA