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There’s no shame in scarfing down the lukewarm food from the Whole Foods buffet. We’ve all been there. My WF won’t stop serving Indian food and it’s getting super annoying. The struggle is real. #champagneproblems

I hope he goes as broke as Greece and does a Trump version of a “Grexit” from public life. #trexit. Make it happen America.

My mom’s cat brought a baby bunny (very bad kitty!!!) into the house recently and its entrails were hanging outside its body and it was screaming. She is traumatized. The blood had to be mopped up like it was a murder scene. Cats pretend to be cute, but their true nature is cold-blooded killing machine. Planet of the

I NEED this romper. I love the C&C website. Being a size 6 does make me feel like a fatty though (actually, given the skinny obsession society has, this is quite sad that I feel this way), but if ES wants to lose out on profits by not making larger sizes then that’s her business.

“But to a mom who is responsible for small children, access to a firearm means leveling the playing field against a would-be attacker.”

I’ve always been a little suspicious about the “all natural” claims ever since Clorox bought the company. I still have a bunch of their lip balms littering my apartment though.

This is a great book on why people fear vaccines and how society views immunity.

NO. THIS would be inappropriate for a christening. There’s your bloody vagina bitch! Enjoy your nightmares.

I just want a decrease on their version of a rice krispie treat with peanut butter and chocolate chips. They are soooooo delicious but I never get them because a small bag is like $12.

Even walking with your husband will not save you. I have had a few men congratulate my husband for being with me (via clapping and a couple of guys saying how lucky my husband was to have me). I was, of course, completely ignored like I was a piece of property and not an actual person.

I have always found the anti-Israel comments to be a bit of a double-edged sword. On the one hand, every country has their own problems and criticism of government policies is a good thing. On the other hand, I would argue that the level of vitriolic comments that Israel receives is much higher compared to other

Except the strict abortion laws and lack of access to providers increases the number of women who need abortions after 20 weeks. One of my life goals is to start a fund to help raise money for low-income women who need abortions. A benefit of this would be to reduce late term abortions for women who wanted to get the

Side note: how is this different than Apple Radio in iTunes that’s right next to my playlists? You don’t have to pay for that.

For fuck’s sake, a) it’s not about Christian persecution, and b) shut the fuck up about being persecuted you white privileged fucks. Come talk to us Jews about persecution. We have thousands of years of it. No one drew swastikas on your high school locker.

Don’t colleges do criminal background checks? I also thought applications asked if you’ve been convicted of a crime? I would imagine this would come up during the admissions process, but I’m not opposed to putting it on the student’s school record. Although, in MA CORI checks are lamentably poor so putting it on the

THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER GO TO A WAX MUSEUM.

Love them or hate them, the Kardashians have made millions and millions of dollars and have been a mainstay in the media for ten years. I kinda have respect for Kim when she challenges people who say she doesn’t do anything to “try it” and see if they end up like her. She’s not famous just because a sex tape was

Next you’ll tell me that red wine has no health benefits either you rascally doctors. I will stay in my delusional chocolate bubble thank you very much.

As long as they don’t get rid of their Gap Pure line. The soft tees and loungewear are like frolicking on a field of kitty stomachs.