What the fuck is this? Are those taxidermy cats? I think the white one blinks.

The same also appears to be true when male politicians and religious figures talk about how evil and disgusting homosexuality is.....and then we find out that they are gay.

“There is no race except Europeans that have captured and transported slaves in order to enslave them for life.”

The “I promise to be yar” photo. I love A Philadelphia Story, except for the part where she gets back together with her abusive, alcoholic ex-husband right at the very end during her wedding ceremony to another uppity jerk (who up and split before the ceremony) when she SO should have just gotten together with James…

I always wonder about the IQ factor of the people approving ads like these. I’m guessing it had to go through several channels before being approved and no one was like, “This will most definitely end badly.” Really?

You can’t sit with us!

I take a cocktail that consists of a mood stabilizer, a strong antidepressant, a moderate amount of benzos, and the occasional anti-psychotic (anti-psychotic drugs are the worst, it’s like turning into a brain dead sloth). My libido needs a RIP sign.

I think people over-exaggerate the high cost of Whole Foods. I don’t notice much of a difference between a box of cereal there and a box of cereal at, say, Stop & Shop. Their 365 brand is often cheaper than at other grocery stores too. The only stuff that really does cost more is the produce, meat, and fish and, to be…

Does anyone know where I can watch the full speech?

This needs to be on Maury or it didn’t happen.

I’d post flyers everywhere - preferably in hospitals where real doctors are - with the doctor’s name and location and print the advice he gave to your friend. And get a new doctor.

Do universities have a legal duty to act when a student reports something? Most people don’t have a duty to act (even doctors and police officers, although it changes when a person starts acting, like beginning treatment or when an official report to the police is made, etc. but there’s generally no legal obligation…

You guys, you have no idea how badly I need this right now. I just took a final for law school and the professor changed the exam time Saturday afternoon for a Monday test. I have testing accommodations and the proctor gave me the WRONG exam time. 30 minutes before I thought my time was up, the Registrar’s Office…

Went to a wedding with 14 bridesmaids! All in ugly matching dresses AND matching shoes AND matching hair. The dress was a black strapless mini-dress with a red sash and black sky high pumps with red bows). The funny thing is the bride and groom are really Catholic and got married in a church.

For your viewing pleasure, some Mike Huckabee quotes:

Did anyone else think,”Wait a minute...are farts a sex kink in the second movie and dear God is this in the trailer?!” Anyone???

So...unrelated. I just went to Au Bon Pain and an employee said to me, “If I were you I’d eat a salad.” There’s no way I’m subjecting myself to this website as well today.

Nut butter isn’t healthy? Milk is good for you?

Well I guess it’s time to lay off the second footman now.

There are states in which I would not was to be pregnant (such as Kansas) because I am afraid that the doctor would literally let me die on an operating table if something went wrong during childbirth if the only alternative was to remove the fetus. This proposed bill confirms my fear that some people would rather a…