My mom used to take me and my brothers to a place that did it right. All the eggs were lined up on a large lawn, THEN they had separate lanes for certain age groups so that the bigger kids didn’t take all the eggs away from the wee ones. All the parents could see their kids in their own lane. No fights. Everyone got…

I use a lot of Ava Anderson stuff. They have a nice mascara that my co-worker swears by. Plus, everything is non-toxic and organic. They're not really pricey either. Oh, and get the diaper cream! Seriously, get it. It's the most amazing product I have ever used. It cleared my friend's eczema up. You can use it…

I use a lot of Ava Anderson stuff. They have a nice mascara that my co-worker swears by. Plus, everything is…

Benefit They're Real! Mascara. I think it's even better than Diorshow. I also have a Trish McEvoy mascara that costs more and doesn't even come close to Benefit. http://www.sephora.com/they-re-real-m…

Benefit They're Real! Mascara. I think it's even better than Diorshow. I also have a Trish McEvoy mascara that costs…

After I got my impacted wisdom teeth out, I got food poisoning and was up all night puking a couple of days later, which had the lovely side effect of ripping my stitches out of the unhealed incisions in my gums.

Goddammit put these on iTunes! Please let me buy these songs! I will pay $.

Chris Brown says he’ll commit to Karrueche, once she accepts the secret kid he had with another woman behind her back. LOL

BUT WHY ISN'T THIS ON ITUNES? I don't want Tidal. I just want to buy the damn song. I hope we don't end up with Tidal-exclusives. That's like when you want one track on an album and iTunes is like, Nope! You have to buy the whole album to get this. Not fair!

I didn't care for it either. She does have a habit of killing off all of her best characters like a Hamlet tragedy and leaving you a broken and empty shell afterwards. I'll watch it too out of some masochistic streak to see what happens.

some evolutionary traits survive forever.

Let's play a bit of Mad Libs!

I worked at Greek-owned Italian restaurant (think bad Italian food with tacky fake ancient Greek artifacts. At one point there was a train that was hooked up to run around the ceiling). I was 19 and working to make money to support my broke-ass in college. I ended up dating a nice guy who also worked there (and was…

GUSTBUSTER!!! wind-tested at 55 mph. The Kraken of umbrellas! It is so good that rain is afraid to fall on it.

GUSTBUSTER!!! wind-tested at 55 mph. The Kraken of umbrellas! It is so good that rain is afraid to fall on it.

Just out of curiosity, are these public pools or pools that you pay to join in the summer? I have to pay a pretty steep price to go to the little oasis in the apartment complex/neighborhood where I live in Boston ($399 student discount but I think the normal price is about $500 per person). I wouldn't tolerate a dirty…

I love these two crazy kids. They're perfect for each other.

Oh, God. This one too:

Fran on bicycles:

"I'm not unhappy that everyone has copied me. "

This is sad, but not surprising, since racism is a problem in Japan (arguably a lot worse than the U.S. in my opinion but I'm not an expert).

eh, bad acronym on my part because it's too early, I was thinking more along the lines of those that mix strength training with fat loss f0r more definition and then just worded it badly. Really I meant something more along the lines of a high intensity, varied CrossFit-type workout although I suppose the serious…

The only bros I like are bro cats.