Four words. Urban Outfitters fleece tights. They saved me in the polar vortex. Best $15 I ever spent and they're probably on sale right now too. That doesn't mean I wasn't grumpy as hell waiting for the T this morning ;)

I think that's completely different though. My friend is Jewish and her husband is Catholic and they had an interfaith ceremony and it was lovely too. I think it's not right if both people aren't Jewish. That would be like me and husband getting married in a Catholic church and receiving the holy communion. We don't…

I think that's completely different though. My friend was Jewish and her husband was Catholic and they had an interfaith wedding and the ceremony was lovely too. I just don't think it's right if both people aren't Jewish. It would be like me and my husband getting married in a Catholic church and receiving holy…

...the ceremony was Jewish though neither she or Benji Madden is Jewish

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

I prefer the classic Sigg water bottle. You can interchange the tops. The metal helps water stay cold longer. No funky plastic taste. Eco-friendly. Damn near indestructible. Also featured in the MOMA. What more could you ask for? http://www.mysigg.com/product/wide-m….

I prefer the classic Sigg water bottle. You can interchange the tops. The metal helps water stay cold longer. No…

BURT?! How did I not know this? I hate-watch all the Kardashian shows.

Steven Linder from the Bridge (RIP - don't bother Netflix binging on this because it's not very good but I watched it anyway) would know what to do.

Yes. It's a family friendly event with puppets and storytelling and ice sculptures and stuff. It starts early in the morning, like 10am, and runs all night. It ends with fireworks at midnight. It's pretty well attended by people of all ages. I'm pretty sure the kids will think everyone's sleeping on the ground anyways…

I'm sorry but I don't feel bad. This is what happens when we give guns to everyone. Go ahead, get a gun. Put it in your purse or in your kid's damn toy box but don't come crying when someone gets hurt. The only person I feel sorry for is the kid, who didn't know better and will need a fuckload of therapy since his…

People gotta get a head start on their juice cleanse/exercise/sleep better resolutions! I don't do resolutions. I hate going to the gym in January because it is always PACKED until people give up their resolutions, which is usually around the end of winter.

Is the guy on the left a wax dummy?!

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The regular text of pride and prejudice, then the saucy bits are in bold. Think "throbbing member." And Kitty has sex in back alleys with strange men for money. Also, the back cover says "Elizabeth Bennett and Darcy Finally Do It!"

They just need to switch to good old fashioned books. I'm currently reading this little gem (it's terrible but I HAD to have it)

Kimye are my favorite celebrity couple. Those two crazy kids are perfect for one another. When I heard they were dating, it was like the stars aligned in the heavens of celebrity coupleness. I hope their relationship lasts because if they break up I will miss their antics.

I LOVE my Mirena IUD. It doesn't hurt much at all to get it put in. It's just a quick pinch like a period cramp, ladies, if you're curious. People who complain are wussies.

Steve Carell for the win!

fake bags are tacky tacky tacky.