I think my injury selfie is a bit more tame. 3 stitches that I pulled out myself because I'm a badass mofo

You'd have to be a fool these days, to want to go to schools these days, schools these days.

I hate to vouch for a Goop article, but products from French pharmacies really are the bomb-diggity and you can get a lot of them pretty cheaply on Amazon. Embryolisse is miraculous and Bioderma is the holy grail of makeup removers.

I loved Stiff! The monkey head transplants were sooo creepy. But I wish I could visit the Body Farm.

"Anyone else find it deliciously weird that conservatives tend to be more religious, yet they're way more weird about death than liberals?" YES! I mean, if you're dying you're dying, right? Why would you want to suffer to the bitter end through all that pain (plus the crazy medical bills you leave your family).

I drink the Lulu Kool-Aid. I own things from there. Speaking as a marathon runner and hot yoga enthusiast who really needs clothes to perform well (e.g. not exacerbate chafing. I HAVE CHAFING SCARS PEOPLE) I find their stuff to be very nice in terms of function/fit/quality. That s*** lasts for years without fading or…

I don't think having a lesser degree means "marrying down." I would consider "marrying down" to mean marrying someone with significantly less earning potential than you. Personally, I love my fiance very much, but I would not have dated him if he didn't at least have a bachelor's degree (or wasn't Mark Zuckerberg) or…

You absolutely must read the A Discovery of Witches series by Deborah Harkness. I know the whole witches and vampire thing has been done to death, but there's time travel to Elizabethan England (yeah!) and a lot of historical facts since Harkness, herself, is a college professor in this area.

I actually own quite a bit of AA. Their big circle scarves are one of my favoritest things (seriously, go buy one). I'm not sure the factories in downtown LA are really paying a "fair wage" either. Then again, they are one of the biggest brands to actually make an effort to not produce their clothes in sweatshops.…

I work in U.S. Immigration - Canada is a whole different ballpark - but as soon as I heard that she flew into Toronto I was like "Noooooo." Pearson International in Toronto is the wild wild west of immigration. They make their own laws. This is how I react whenever immigration officers make decisions from Toronto...