Can you program it as your ringtone?

I saved it in my phone 😂

No, no, Nicki: original is accurate.

Having a disease isn’t a crime. Knowingly spreading it is. Stop victim blaming.

I think the rub here is the shocking revelation that a prosecutor in Missouri would withhold evidence in a trial against a black person.

I’m pretty sure she and Winnie Cooper are single-handedly keeping the hallmark channel afloat with crappy movies.

She’s doing better. She’s actually starting to bully her sister Stormeggdon the Dark Lord of All. And I’m starting to let her go naked when I’m home. So, be happy for Lady Gaga the cat!

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

She’s been put through the ringer for 30 years. She deserved better from her country. I’m still with her.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

Yesterday I looked up the street and saw the place that I voted.

She is amazing. I can’t believe so many Americans chose that giant exploded can of cheez wiz over her.

She should start going by Hillary Rodham again. That would make me love her that much more.

Quality Italian

In the coming days people will be looking for someone to blame, the pollsters, the strident feminists, the Democratic Party, a vengeful god, but once you dust for finger prints, it’s pretty clear who ruined America—white people. I guess, ruining Brooklyn was just a dry run. The caucasian nation turned up in droves to…

As an aside, i’m really not feeling the super high bangs thing. It always looks like someone accidentally kept trying to get their bangs too even and couldn’t stop cutting them.

Except that Trump supporters use BILL Clinton’s infidelity as a reason to NOT vote for Hillary.

It completely matters as more to pile on the whole hypocritical shit show about 45% of voting Americans are.