I need to stab something. BRB.

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

The truth hurts.

Like his little chubby fingers would be all tobacco-stained.

Yes. That is it exactly. He looks like the saltiest, sea-dogged three year old.

He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

also, you can’t just say ‘i grew up around people who were poor and were just happy for food except for the wrong kinds of foods’

I don’t even see how that had anything to do with my comment. I was just saying I would probably adjust to the omnivore diet once people balanced out this factory farm bullshit.

Okay?

That's 3 Ansel Elgorts too many. -1 Ansel Elgort is the only acceptable reality.

I love her. I meant to only watch a few minutes of this, but the whole thing is compelling.

“What. The Hell. Is. Going. On.” “Am I in the Twilight Zone right now?”- I think Her Honor summed it up best.

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

I made a point of going last Saturday (and taking my 6-year old and my 4-year old even though the movie is PG-13) so that I’d contribute to the numbers. The whole sexist troll controversy made me defensive of this movie - I’ve never had that before.

I loved when Kate McKinnon’s character asked Kristin Wiig’s character how she could stand to wear pointy-toe high heels and Wiig said they’re terribly uncomfortable.

You have no idea how happy that detail made me.

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

Yes. I would like to publicly apologize for my Britney Spears-inspired hair styles, shopping at Abercrombie, talking shit about that perfectly nice science teacher, and sassing my grandma.

I can understand Ruehli’s decision. I just hope Cosby’s other accusers don’t follow suit.