How very delightful for everyone else here.

Ugh, indeed. I hate it when shit like this happens. My go-to line, if there aren't little kids present, is, "I'm not here for your fucking amusement."

Please stop shouting at us.

Okay, I'm done. I'm full of rage. I want to take Texas from the GOP in 2016. I want to light it up blue. I want to see apocalyptic Facebook posts as the GOP watches its cornerstone state, the bedrock of its craziness, crumble into a sea of orange-T-shirt-wearing ladies waving tampons and maxipads in the air. I want…

Well, I call that game Snakes and Ladders. That does not hold up to analysis well at all.

I am stealing the shit out of boshasticated.

OHMYGOD we are the same person. I take pregnancy tests once every few months, and always have - even when I wasn't getting laid!

Oh Jesus. I am old enough to have begun menstruating (at the tender age of 9, no less) BEFORE the widespread availability of tampons. BEFORE the invention of napkins that adhered to your panties. I spent the first 6 years of my Life As A Woman menstruating onto napkins that hung tenuously, and none too securely, on a…

OMG, you guys! I am going to seize on the tampon theme of this post as an excuse to share a hilarious blog post I read the other day that I feel you would probably all appreciate.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

It might (might?) be gross, but imaginaryfriend is right, that's punk rock as hell. The two are by no means mutually exclusive, and when you consider the onstage bloodlettings of Sid Vicious and Iggy Pop, it could be argued that tampon-tossing is in line with the biohazardous nature of punk performance.

I used to think I should stop doing stuff to please my man. Now I think, fuck it, he can please me.

croptops: wear them as long as you rock them.

That's true, she's a really strong, smart character.

There cannot be a decent discussion about the strength of female Shakespearean characters without mentioning Viola.

(I was totally just interested in the debate, I didn't think you were being mean at all :D) Perhaps it depends on the interpretation. I've seen it done where Lady Macbeth is the mastermind, encouraging her husband etc., but it always seemed a little forced. I've liked it better and felt it was more authentic when…

I have the same issue. Any posed photo I look deranged and four chinned and weird eyed in. The absolute best photos of me are when I don't know the camera is there and am laughing and natural. Perhaps THAT is a more interesting angle for Dove? Look how beautiful you are when you are not called upon to be so, but when…

Ain't no resting bitch face like a NYC resting bitch face.

And some people think that it's so simple and easy to go to college - it's not when you don't have the money or have to work several jobs just to keep up.

Those fiber one bars ALWAYS make me have to do number 2 if u still need help...like they work really fast, eat one and in about 20 minutes you will go (just to warn you)