It didn't really work in my head, either. That's the only time I've ever heard that word used. What would be the alternative? Slide, I guess? But slide doesn't work if you're referencing the game.

Yes I know that feeling well. Especially after about 4 Irish Carbombs *shudder*

By all means!

I was simply referring to the old board game "Chutes and Ladders." I live in Brooklyn and I'm 22 years old lol.

There are two words me and my friends used to describe our drunkenness (and no one's ever tipsy. What the fuck is that nonsense. Psht):

However, it IS my experience that it's usually men who go all the way to the top (bottom?) of the ladder, while the women tend to cut themselves off before that

I've never gone so far as to take a pregnancy test, mostly cuz they're expensive, but I feel myself getting to that point where it will be the only logical course of action in my mind.

Yeah I tried that too. Once. Oh, the anxiety that shit caused.

You're not supposed to wear them overnight because the assumption is that you're sleeping for 8+ hours, but if you're a normal, non-functioning human being like the rest of us who sleeps for like 6 hours, it's fine.

This is my hood (sort of, I live in Mill Basin)! I feel slightly honored that my little nook of South/East Brooklyn has reached the masses.

I have to disagree - my mom, in particular, is the best at not giving a fuck.

Homeward Bound. The book is absolutely awful but the movie is absolutely glorious.

You can pry my long hair, leggings and bikinis from my cold, dead hands.

I DO ::WAVES HAND AROUND::

Seltzer (or club soda)! You have to use it on a fresh stain, though, otherwise it won't work.

Agreed. This happened recently at Prince Fluffybutt's house.

I want to see it desperately, but I can't bring myself to pay $15 for a ticket (NYC prices, yo) so I may just wait til I can find it online.

I love me some Viola, but I'd have to say that Paulina from The Winter's Tale takes the cake on one of his best characters. She just does not give a single fuck about Leontes or his shit and has no problem telling him just that.

I'm an aspiring Shakespearean. I can go on for days about him and his plays. I want to see THEM ALL.

Oy! How did I forget her!?