Fuck it, just do what I do and mix random shit. I grew up cooking (my dad cooks, mom can't to save her life) so I knew the basics of how long to cook meat or vegetables or whatever. So as I got older I just started trying things to see what worked and what didn't.

Lol no, not related at all. It's a Borderlands reference (video game). It's the name of a bunny haha. My friend also made it my nickname cuz I have a big butt, and it's apparently "fluffy".

Yup! I did. It was awesome. It wasn't just a sex-ed class, it was full on health - involved everything like nutrition, exercise, drugs, relationships, and sex. I remember during the nutrition part we all had to bring in a healthy dish that we made ourselves, it was fun! But the sex-ed part was pretty on point. Our…

Ok, yes I like jeans that fit. But it's rare that I find any that do. I have 2 pairs that sort of fit - one does, perfectly, but one is too big cuz apparently I don't know what size I am even why I try them on. Or I lost 10 lbs 2 weeks after getting them, which is highly unlikely.

Thank you! I didn't realize my name was so awesome but everyone on here keeps telling me it is :)

Haha, this just goes to show how much clothing sucks, period. See, I can never find pants that are short enough! My legs are a bit weird, my inseam is like 29" (I'm short) but my legs are long. So petite pants fall wayyy too short on me, but "average" length jeans are too long. Another reason why I love leggings :)

Oh yes. My body doesn't like clothing. My legs are like a size 6/8, my ass/hips are about a 10 and my upper body is a 6. I don't know how I manage to find any clothes that fit me.

This is how I feel. I was an A from puberty to about 20 years old, then shot up to a C within a year. To anyone else my boobs are small, but to me they're massive compared to how they were.

Hey! HEY! Don't you talk shit about Vonnegut. He's one of my favorite authors. I have a tattoo of his birdcage drawing. I'm pretty sure no one regrets sleeping with me.

Yeah it made me slightly uncomfortable, but to be honest I found him hilarious. Because apparently I'm a pervy middle aged man.

Have you ever seen his stand-up? Bob Saget is one dirty mofo.

I remember getting into an argument with an administrator at my high school when I was a senior over the non-fairness of our dress code. It was summer and super hot out, so I wore a dress. As I'm walking into the school, another girl student (not a close friend but I knew her) walked in wearing the exact same dress…

Seriously. I'm only a C cup, and I'm wearing a pretty loose fitting t-shirt right now, and there's still obvious "breast curvature." The fuck do these people want us to do, chop them off? You can't hide tits, people.

Yeah, me neither...of course. *glances around*

I have a few Hollister things, too. Their sales clothes are hella cheap. I buy tanks tops from them at the beginning of the summer and I get them for like $10 each in tons of different colors, and they manage to last a pretty long time (I still have like 3 that I got maybe 3 or so years ago). I also have a hoodie I…

Nope, you're not alone! I was shaking a ton even though it didn't really hurt, to the point that the woman doing the tattoo grabbed my arm and was like "DUDE, you have to STOP shaking." Good times, good times.

I have 6 tattoos - one on each calf, one slightly above my ankle, one on my bicep, on one my wrist and one on my shoulder blade. The two worst ones were my bicep and wrist, and my wrist didn't hurt so much as trigger some nerve reaction so I was shaking a bit. All in all, I'd say menstrual cramps are more painful than…

I totally understand this. I'm fairly average (about 150 lbs, a size 8/10) but I feel so heavy. I'm only 5'2" and have a very small frame, like my shoulders and hips are pretty narrow, so it feels like I'm carrying too much extra weight. I feel best when I'm anywhere between 120-130 lbs.

I noticed something interesting recently and decided to turn it into a little sociology project that I was the center of. For some back story:

I dress pretty much like this in the summer, too - shorts (yes, denim ones), tshirts or tank tops and converse. No jewelry except my great grandma's wedding ring and the ring my boyfriend gave me, no makeup and my long, thick, wavy hair is usually in a ponytail or messy bun. Oh, and sunglasses.