Honey I'm fucking with you. No need to get so defensive. I'm very much aware that it's usually more difficult for a woman to orgasm than for a man to.

I wasn't aware that women did them in an attempt to prevent "getting loose." I love Kegels and I can say from experience they are awesome during sex. The only reason I do them/ever did them was nothing sex related - I have the issue of waiting too long to go to the bathroom, so I kinda just started doing them as a kid…

And I responded. It's truly unfortunate that you have trouble getting women off.

How unfortunate.

And you know what? Everyone needs to stop fucking hating on vaginas. I'm really tired of this shit. Vaginas are awesome. They're self-cleaning, like ovens. They're strong enough to hold a tiny tampon in AND deliver a baby (sometimes ones that are over 10 pounds!). They can take a fucking beating and be perfectly fine.…

I don't understand how someone can have sex, with a human person thing, and not know all of this. I mean, vaginas obviously don't get permanently stretched out from sex. Anyone who either has a vagina or has had close interaction with one should know this.

I FORGOT about the purse thing! I have the same problem! GRR.

Oh, don't feel bad. List of things I've had to teach people my age or older how to do: write a check, pay for something online with a credit card, use a washing machine and dryer, VACCUUM (WUTTTT?!), make a bed (double WUT). The list goes on.

I am NOT buying new bras every. fucking. year. No way. I'm too broke for that nonsense and vodka is WAY more important than bras.

It's just a thing that runs in my family, I think. When I was younger and still an A, I would kill for bigger boobs. My aunt (who I'm a carbon copy of) told me "just wait, they're gonna grow when you're in your twenties" since hers did. For reference, she was an A cup up until her 20s and is now a D, I think. And she…

Ohhhh it could be cuz I have a short torso (I'm 5'2" but all legs). I need to get my ass to a decent lingerie store and NOT Victoria's Secret. I wasn't aware there were even bras made specifically for petite women!

Yup, I'm 5'2"!

I've been on the pill since I was 15, and I happened to switch pills around 21 (a good 6 months after the initial second puberty began). The new pill DID give me acne, but I really don't think it had anything to do with the boob growth as I switched pills again and my boobs stayed the same.

Ah, that makes sense lol thanks!

Alas, I did not grow. I stopped growing at around 11, too. I was the TALLEST in my class at 5'2" and then I just...stopped. I'm just a tiny chick with C cups and a huge ass. Yay.

It's not, I've tried smaller band sizes and 2 things happen - the straps still fall and I can't breathe. And if I change the cup size all sorts of hell break loose (I'm a 34C, if I wear a B my tits are literally spilling out and D cups are way too big).

Oh the safety pins. I own so many for this exact reason. *Sigh.

This is going to seem like a very odd question but if they're sewn on in an X across the back...how do you get the bra on and off? O.o

You'd think that, right? But trust me, it's not. If I wear a 32 band size (regardless of the cup size) it's SO tight and uncomfortable (I'm a 34C). I've tried to shove myself into these various sizes to see if it helps: 32C, 32D, 34B, 34D, 32A (wut) and even a 30C. The only size that fits right is a 34C and no matter…

I'm fairly certain 34C is the right size. I've measured myself tons of different ways and I had Victoria's Secret do it (I know, I know they suck but I was just curious) and every measurement tells me the same. And 34C fits perfectly, so I'm sure it's right (even though my boobs don't look to be C cups AT ALL, but I…