Thank you!

Exactly. I don't even know what else to say because I just don't get it. We are not a religious country, and just because your religion says one thing that doesn't mean it's universal. I don't see Jewish people trying to outlaw pork products, or Jehovah's Witnesses trying to outlaw blood transfusions.

I agree. I have no problem with religious ceremonies in and of themselves, but I feel marriage should be a state institution - so, basically, a civil union for any couple. Let people have whatever kind of ceremony they want, but it shouldn't impact marriage/unions in the eyes of the state.

Boobs are WAYYY more appealing than penises. Even as a straight chick I'll proudly admit that.

I agree. My boyfriend and I want to get married, but by the time we do we'll have been together for years and have been living together for years. We're not living together at the moment but are looking to get a place together in 1-2 years (we've been together for 2 at this point). I need to finish school and he wants…

That's kind of why I'd like to just have one engagement party with me and the husband person. I know if we go to register for stuff he's gonna be like a kid in a candy store, so he should get to open presents, too. It was like with my sister's bridal shower - her husband is the one who cooks, so basically EVERYTHING…

I want a wedding, just not all the shenanigans that come with it. I could see myself having a bachelorette party of some kind, but it'll probably just end up as some relatively low-key get together with my friends. I have zero desire to eat cake shaped like a penis or get a lap dance from a male stripper.

For realz. I like presents as much as the next person, but I've never had a fun time at a bridal shower. Not enough booze for my liking. And frying pans don't really spark my interest.

Ugh, I have horrible stage fright and I'm loathing having to walk down the aisle. The boyfriend also wants us to write our own vows and I'm afraid I'm going to have a panic attack. Thankfully I have a few years to prepare for it.

I just want a Dyson vaccuum as a gift. I'd be fine with everyone chipping in to buy me one. That's all I ask for. And maybe a cool juicer or blender.

I like weddings and want to have one, but there's a bunch of traditions I'd rather not bother with. Bridal showers being the main one, but I'm also not planning on tossing the bouquet or having my father "give me away." People are very, very confused by my plan to just have a wedding that is basically a giant party…

My sister and her husband had a joint Bachelorette/Bachelor party too! I was only 16 or 17 at the time so I didn't get to go, but I heard it was awesome. They just rented a big ass hotel room in Atlantic City with all of their friends and partied for a weekend.

I don't want to have a bridal shower when I get married, and whenever I tell people that I receive the weirdest looks from them. I don't even understand the point of a bridal shower. I'd rather just have some type of engagement party with my fiance instead of some silly, early morning, overly "girly" celebration. Why…

Perhaps I'm just a moron, but there's this concept I can't seem to wrap my head around. Isn't marriage itself already separated between church and state? There are obviously tons of heterosexual couples who get married by the state and don't have church weddings. And what about the couples who have Jewish weddings, or…

Oh this brings back a semi-related memory. A girl in my graduating class lost her brother senior year (he was a cop and I believe he was killed on the job) so she got his name tattooed on her wrist. During one of her classes, some random dude says to her something along the lines of "nice tattoo, but what are you…

I got my first tattoo at 18, and I didn't tell my mom because she absolutely hates tattoos. I made it a week or so without telling her until the tattoo got infected, and I kinda figured I should let my mom know in case my leg fell off or something. So I told my mom, half expecting her to punch me, but instead she just…

I'm so jealous of you people that can just dye your hair blonde and it's great. I absolutely love my hair color (dark auburn) butI wish I could be blonde. I CANNOT pull off blonde for the life of me. Plus I'd have to bleach the absolute shit out of it and I'm not prepared to destroy my hair again (I was blonde for a…

Oh god. One time, some 2 years ago, I went to a party where this chick and her boyfriend decided to make skittles vodka. If you don't know what that is, it's basically where you separate the skittles by color and soak them in vodka so it becomes not only colored, but flavored. It was the grossest shit I ever had the…

That's what we do at the theater I work at. There's 8 bathrooms - 4 men's, 4 women's - and sometimes we have shows for all men or all women, so we just put signs over the bathroom. It's worked fine thus far, it's really not that difficult or complicated.

I've also had similar experiences throughout my life. Both in high school and now, any time I've gotten too drunk (which happens more often than I'd like to admit) I have never been taken advantage of. I've always had a friend (guys and chicks) to either put my drunk ass to bed, or give me a ride home, or spot me cab…