If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

No serious injuries were reported,

"Whatever, dude. I get handcuffed at second base like three times a game."

Hm, those games are not for me. Instead I'm gonna chase the purple dragon again.

He'd be on Tinder banging randoms within the first hour.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

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Always highlight truthers.

Fucking highlight truthers

Gabby Schilling: [gets bailed out by someone else]
Curt Schilling: [tears welling in his eyes] "A chip off the old block..."

I can't stand Schilling, but he's right on this one.

Schilling has been a longtime advocate for ALS research. Also, 38 was his number.

That interview is ridiculous, but the PGA didn't do itself any favors when it denied the Dustin Johnson suspension, even though everyone knew it was true.

So, basically you're saying it's HORIble.

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

3 teamer:

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...