Point for being correct, and an extra point for actually using ‘literally’ correctly. Thank you, good internet person.

Dad?

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

Spring Training: Finally, the Baseball you love without all that Baseball.

it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

No.

With all due respect, choose a side or eat shit.

Whatever anyone wants to say about Laettner, he was a great college player.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

Imagine how many more shoes Nike can sell now that they can say “If the fastest man in the NFL wouldn’t take $1 million dollars to wear Adidas shoes, why would you pay for them?”

While I understand the implications of the bigger fuck-up-ness of Kansas and the men’s basketball program, I feel like Jackson shouldn’t get dragged through the mud for this.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Longtime Baylor basketball fans called this attitude “pure Bliss”.

I’m sure Trump is already working out how to get her on his Cabinet.

which involves creating a “J-pouch”

They come here. They win our boxing titles. They drive drunk... Wait, he was born in the US? Are we sure?

“Why are you so sick?”

In related news, Weiner has upgraded to AT&T’s unlimited data plan.

At this point he seems to be really committed to some performance art I just don't get.