My wife invariably introduces me to couples where the guy has no interest in sports and beer and I literally have nothing to talk to them about. That probably says more about me than I care to admit.

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

Toss up between X-Pac and Scott Hall, but the slight nod given to the latter. X looks like he's running a meth lab in a trailer park, so I guess he is still at least doing stuff. Hall is just looking like a shambling corpse.

I think the crowd would've really fallen for Owen Hart.

The answer is always scott hall

The first rule of Fight Club is YOU. DO. NOT. TALK. ABOUT. GETTING. A. GYM. MEMBERSHIP.

This is one of those sloppy, drunken fights in which nobody comes out looking tough or cool, and ends with most of the participants exhausting themselves into submission. Bad job, everyone.

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"We shall come over."

The Nats should Frankenstein together Max Sherzer and Doug Fister into a single unstoppable pitcher/adult movie star named Max Fister.

This isn't surprising in the least; Russell is just so locked in that even off the court, he's still not passing up chances to take shots.

Jeff can go both ways.

Tiger was always the best at propelling items into 16 holes.

David Duval just had a panic attack because he has no idea how he's supposed to tee off during the first two rounds of the tournament.

When asked if they had ever heard of Bowles, most Jet players said that Kellen Winslow was a huge fan back in 2013.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

Most people like friends and new places.

Is that a coffin or a styrofoam cooler? Because it looks like a styrofoam cooler.