Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

Well, SEC fans certainly aren't happy, but then people from the South generally preferred things back in the BCs era.

Not a single quote from Neville Chamberlain? He tried to avoid a playoff at all costs! SMDH.

I was with you until you called Chuck Klosterman a shit-head, can't accept that.

The same way you "fix" a horse with three shattered legs.

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

True story: I was working at an emergency shelter during Superstorm Sandy, and we had a pair of guys come in around 10pm. One in a wheelchair (probably in his late 40s), one walking and carrying a guitar (maybe late 20s). Both were dressed as though they were likely homeless, or at least very, very poor. They both…

"Always fun when a crazy idea you threw out in a meeting becomes a reality."

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I carry over 30 types of craft beers in my place that I rotate regularly plus I always keep SNPA in stock. Two reasons. First, I love it, sometimes you're not in the mood to experiment so it's nice to have tried and true Sierra there. Second, it's the perfect beer for the beer novice who wants to try to get into…

Kyle Korver looks like the kind of guy who, if his last name was spelled Corver, his parents would have spelled his first name "Cyle."

"Ooops you missed" - Roy Halladay 2010

Sure sounds like you know what you;re doing. Would you like to interview for head coach?

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Actually... the dirty little secret about Kyrie Irving is that he moonlights as an older gentleman on the playgrounds, not as has been shown in Pepsi commercials to "school" other pick up players, but instead in hopes of attracting mature, well-red women capable of citing Keats from memory. Also, he collects…

Congratulations, you've memorized the Hot Take Bible on Kyrie Irving.

Here's the dirty secret about Kyrie Irving - he isn't actually all that good. He's a solid scorer - slightly above average efficiency, but high volume - who provides exactly nothing else. He doesn't play defense. He can't orchestrate an offense.

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As a lifelong Seahawk fan, it's always fun to see Manning looking like he just walked in on his wife being double teamed by Rosie O'Donnell and Richard Simmons. I can't wait to have a game day free of Manning singing into a chicken parmesan sandwich, and then the horrifying sound of him consuming it over a sink.