Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

To be fair, though it doesn't really matter, that 0-5 mark is misleading. 2 of those shots were long bombs as quarters expired and at least one was a well guarded heave at the end of the shot clock after he was passed the ball with little time remaining (not because he ball hogged himself into an end of clock…

I see two balls, but where's the pipe tho?

When life hands you Don Lemons, turn off the TV.

"Dantley went on to star at Notre Dame and became the greatest 6-foot-5 post player the NBA has ever seen."

Doing it right.

Yeah, and if Donald Sterling used that phrase about one of his employees Deadspin would be up in arms. Meanwhile, he was just trying to help Darius Miles earn a living after his playing career ended.

This is why I come to Deadspin.

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

"He hasn't responded, he hasn't called back, he hasn't done anything,"

Tim Raines has been eligible for seven years now. And for seven consecutive years, Ron Pores, from the Jacksonville Daily Record, has voted for Raines and only for Raines. As in, for each of the 10 slots, he has chosen Tim.

Yes. And everybody has the refresh rate on their fucking TVs set too high so everything looks like it was produced by the BBC in 1982.

I hope someone finds that article.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

Hopefully this will finally bring to light the reason why he has not been on HBO Go.

6-1o = -4, idiot.

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

The team has, however, completed six interviews for the GM job, meaning that they are batting .600 on interview requests. At this point, I think we can count that as a victory.

Yeah, that Applebee's menu will be a collector's item.

Maybe they just wanted the positive vibes of dressing like the best college football team of them all: the Oakland Raiders.