This is good kinja.

#ace&of art

+20 felonies

Who?

-650 million debt

Do you believe trump has murdered more hookers than Craig James?

Hey Burneko, is the best horn song either: Mighty Mighty Bosstones - the Impression That I Get.... Or Reel Big Fish - Beer, or NOFX - eat the meek?

I did this to a college buddy of mine years ago. His single room was located in an inlet area, so I taped and barricaded the door with about 100 balloons while he was inside the room asleep.

I’m going to have to wash off with a refreshing golden shower after reading that.

Fun race, Kyle’s car had to be loaded with something though!

“Too soon.”

Guess you could say he was served some of General Tsonga’s chicken.

“This doesn’t sound too bad to me.”

Oddly enough, Francesca is both!

By starting her on skis so early, they run the risk of having her “jump the shark” before she's barely able to talk.

“Best sports mom? Nope!”

“Her, best sports mom? I gotta disagree with that.”

Holy shit what is this from

Every time I hear/see Goodell speak, I think of this: