Ah, say what you will, but I sure wouldn’t want Schilling sharing a restroom with me. Does that make me a bigot?

I love the oyster ditch.

Have you seen any deals on Humbler Bundles? Been looking for humblers for sometime now.

Have you seen any deals on Humbler Bundles? Been looking for humblers for sometime now.

Skip Bayless says “the greatest times of his career” were on this abomination of a show. I could’ve sworn the best times of his career were insinuating that Troy Aikman is gay.

You sure that top pic isn’t Jim Abbott?

Jimmy Haslam is trying to get his money back from that homeless guy.

Their suspicions were finally confirmed when he started informing classmates about a possible Milli Vanilli comeback, sans Rob RIP.

It’s a shame he won’t ever get a chance to be a Golden State Warrior. He could help start the “Yellow Fever” craze.

My work on this topic in China, Vietnam & Hong Kong resulted in an National Emmy Nomination.

Will Smith wishes he could agree with you.

“Rockets Fans Express Their Confidence”

My favorite takeaway? Matias Testi’s face.

“This was like watching the dead Viking, engulfed in flames, rise from his pyre, chug forty-seven or forty-eight beers, and start piloting his ship towards an island in the Bahamas.”

Doug. The best places to drive in DC are east of the river. Take note.

“Listen, no disrespect at all, but I honestly don’t care about their grades or how they’re scoring,” he said.

“The way I see it, he’s going to be around that regardless, unless you home-school and raise them in a bubble. I can’t think of a better place for him to be when he gets a taste of that than with me.”

Was Will Smith acting like a Saint?

The hint that gave him up was when he yelled out, “High balls are on me!”

Me too bro!

It’s spelled “grammer.”