Reading that for the payoff was so worth it.

Grammys? It's better call Saul night.

this needs much more love

"I got you too. Pro boner."

Wow.

This is understandable. Part of the reason for the dispute is the appearance of the track outfit in question:

Mariota to the Browns would just be the start of a 2-3 year plan for Chip Kelly to snag him for a low round pick.

This is what I looked like after a case of Surge.

"Now, that's what I call a 'lucky pierre.'"

Poop celebrations are great and all, but I prefer a great piss celebration.

I loved that '02 USC team, but this is a little revisionist history. You can debate the merits of OSU that season, but they did knock off a Miami team that was a PI call away from completing one of the greatest back-to-backs in the modern era. You can make a much better case arguing USC should have played for the…

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My go to line is always "are you a 9/11 truther?"

Naked ass Cowboy looking for some snow? That was just Charles Haley in the 90s.

"There's never time to relax! We must unearth the truth!"

Also relaxing: Aaron Rodgers.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

This is great +1

He's wrong. There is plenty of partying to do in Cleveland.