He may be a grown-ass man, but he's no Mike Gundy.

Stephen Hawking can play it using only his eyelids.

Belichick waxed sentimental about his love for Jon Bon Jovi

This comment needs some more (dude) love.

Punting is the fucking worst.

"I'm just here so I can drink all the wine."

Is your friend Larry Craig?

I Can't Stop Watching Ugueth Urbina Chop the Venezuelan's With An Ax

Post-game, Davis requested she return the favor with a hot "face-sitting" session.

Roger Goodell: the epitome of an empty suit/chair.

Royal Rumble was fun last night. More than the NHL All-Star game or Pro Bowl could ever be.

Yea, this is classic funny.

If you're gonna be getting drunk with homeless people, always follow Chad Johnson's lead.

Were any balls deflated in this process?

*After the Hernandez arrest.

"Plan B never, ever, worked for me."

... meant to feature a scene in which the real-life Warner, at age 56, would play for the Rams...

You could basically consider that a Skip Bayless hot take. In that he's taking a hot carl all over his body.

In Aaron Rodgers case, he always prefers Mike to keep them over-inflated.