Or better yet, crap in the urinals.

I can't really remember much of the game.

And you can bet this is what Tony LaRussa was using his iPad for: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bactrac…

We have a winner. Not +1, not +2, not +3…

This is fantastic.

In all fairness, he thought it was a "hot cop."

Well. This article deserves this:

Well, San Francisco is tops (pun intended) when it comes time for "rise and grindr."

Duh. This:

Duh. This:

"Did the Bird and Magic teams have four multiple time All-Star starters at their prime?"

trannies FTW +1

"You know, I had a great time at Georgia, great memories. It will always be that one thing in my life that I'll want to re-enact again."

LBGT fans? The WNBA doesn't have any fans. These are employees.

"I never wore a watch."

"Why the fuck am I a plaintiff in a lawsuit against the NFL?" - Keith Van Horn, upon hearing this news today.

A Minnesota Super Bowl just wouldn't be complete without a halftime show to rival this:

Rome's response: "Hey Mike, anyone ever call you Shante Evans? You play like a woman."

Marco, besides Mario, who are a few of your favorite drivers of all-time? This can include F1, NASCAR, IndyCar, Rally, etc.

Tony La Russa Warns Grads About The Operation of Heavy Machines While Under The Influence During Commencement Speech