"I've just signed the Republican party over to the South and the Sterlings."

♫He didn't start the fire/No he didn't light it/He just took selfies with it♫

Since you brought up the Cards, this feels like a great opportunity to post this:

Nice! Did you find NUTS on grindr?

So, assuming there is legal battle that will be on-going for sometime, what is the NBA's recourse to assure Sterling isn't around by next season? Steal his cancer medication?

Pronger's contract runs through the 2006-17 season. He was 35 years old before the contract began, so the Flyers are on the hook for the $4.9 million cost against the salary cap each season, though they have been able to receive relief by placing Pronger on long-term injured reserve at the start of each season.

The same holds true for James Stockdale's performance during the '92 VP debates.

"I couldn't be prouder to be a fucking Power Ranger with you guys. Thank you very much."

"We'd like to a have word about this."

Hey Shane,

Couch fries?

"HE'S ON FIRE!!!"

In other news, the 15 second orgasm turns 62 in September.

Who's the real racist? Your thoughts.

This pretty much amounts as to why I'm holding out on getting a PS4 or XB1 anytime soon. I still have a ton of great games on PS3 and 360 I've yet to touch. And I'm deep into the Stick of Truth right now, which is great.

That's what we call hitting for the dad cycle.

Still the best ever.