Another popular geyser at these type of things? Peter North's penis.

"Run free in the grass, Magic! Play with the people! They are all your best friends."

"Mexicans, ranked. Ah, fuck this."

The Football Player No One Pass Would To

This is such an awesome story.

Should Tita Vilanova's Family Be Sad That He Died?

Or his buddy's to the right of him, which though blurry, reads "Henry VIII."

"You must have sex or give birth."

Donald Trump

Completing his transformation into an actual, walking, breathing, man-sized asshole.

+1.

Serious question: does the FGGT in his handle stand for "faggot"?

You don't even know the half of it. I live in East TN, and you are spot on sir.

Is it just me, or is this talent-less hack really freaky looking?

"Now why don't you run down and tell John Farrell about that, and then throw a chair and hot coffee at him before you stab him to death with a knife?" Jared Remy joked.

No shit.

Holy shit.

"4 beers and 7 leathers ago..."

Correct, my mistake.