"I would've at least wiped with the caddie's towel."

I much prefer this version of Photography of John Goodman:

Trail of Laughter.

"I much prefer team MM4M more."

Ready to get back in the gym with my teammates and get on the GRINDR and get ready for next season!!!!

This is one legendary too: Two HoFers, and the infamous crease rule that came from this.

Flyers - USSR match in '76. I'm a Flyers fan, and this is a nice alternative to the many "Miracle on Ice" photos.

Holy shit.

"He will presumably now take the title of the coolest dude ever."

"Clown question, bro."

"All I ever got was an erection when my wrestlers won."

Here Are Some People That Got a Record Deal Because of Wine:

As Editor-in-Chief of Deadpsin, I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

Just so, so much leather.

This. +1

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Hoooo boy. +1

Ah. The cold, dead eyes of a man who just tried to OD on OTC Tylenol.

It still doesn't beat this:

Speaking of Piles, did you that the definition of Piles is this?