Pure conjecture on my part but maybe Carrey owns the house in which she was living. It would still be weird to dial in the footage where your ex lives daily but would explain the presence of the cameras and his access to them. I think it will be difficult to prove that Carrey was reckless for not alerting authorities…

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Well at least he didn’t illegally procure her some vaccinations. She could have gotten autism!

I guess that explains it! Last I remember hearing they were going on and on about what a strong “family” they were. The fact that they had kids together in the first place is so weird to me.

From the weekend Swiftwatch desk, photobombing at the Music City Wine and Food Festival (Guest appearances by Lily Aldridge and Mama Swift)

Eh. Half the high school teachers I know are stuck at high school level themselves and act like it with the kids. I used to be married to a high school teacher, and he and his friends talked about the students as though they were contemporaries. It was just fucking weird.

An ex of mine was (is? he may still be, dunno) an adjunct and he got a lot of negative feedback about his sense of humor - he was really sarcastic and kids thought he was making fun of them. I pointed out that a lot of his students were the first in their families to go to college so, you know, maybe try not to sour…

I have the same sensitivities. We use Biokleen free & clear detergent. We get it on Amazon and it works better than any laundry detergent I’ve ever tried. They are a family-owned company and have a whole line of safe cleaning products.

By the way, it’s rare that I see a California anything that doesn’t automatically include Avocado. It’s almost RACIST!!!

lordy did an omelette kill your parents or something

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Not gotta lie, I actually learned to make Osso Buco because I saw it on Hannibal and I thought it looked good.

It is the city where dudes are getting laid in crawl spaces.

They met up and he got eaten.

Look. I know it’s tough out there as a single human looking for love. It’s hard to meet people in real life these days, and the internet is scary because you never know who might be a sociopath or have violent tendencies.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.

The Bronx really isn’t that scary.

Sadly, he signed a non-compete agreement lasting two years.