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Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Re: the “sweet quiet boys”thing.

Test the DNA under her fingernails! Questions will be answered. (Her current boyfriend dis it, and his mother ans stepmother provided super sketchy alibis for him that full conflict.)

Misogyny, abusive behavior, and male entitlement know no political affiliation, and they never will.

*files nails*

My sister had a Siamese cat named Boo who used to bring home socks and underwear from somewhere around the neighborhood once or twice weekly. I remember coming home with her after lunch one day to find a size humungous pair of men’s briefs on the floor, they were like a small pup tent.

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Have you seen the Japanese game show “Slippery Stairs”? A bunch of greased-up people try to climb a big staircase.

Just here for the comments:

Well, if they do copy/paste, Batali’s is a good one to use. Fully accepting and owning the behavior, sincerely apologizing, promising to put in the work to be better. Doesn’t excuse or mitigate the behavior, but at least he’s owning it without trying to downplay anything.

I gotta say, I actually thought this was the best apology we’ve seen from one of these scumbuckets. While I agree with Megan Reynolds that an apology doesn’t really “do” anything, at least Batali admitted to the behavior.

Man Living in Gaudiest Glass House Throws Stones, Misses

An equally important part is for the person to have pants to sue off.

I like looking at a dick the same way I like looking at a bowl of chili. When I’m hungry and craving chili, nothing in the world looks better. When I’m not hungry, I don’t want to look at it because it *objectively* resembles gross things.

“This fucking guy” pretty much sums up my feelings for 2017.

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

“Look over there and tell me about the rabbits....”

This headline confused me for a second... Like: a whale who kills babies has died?

This is so depressing and horrible.