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Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something.

If this were the Middle East, it would go something like, “Despot who wins in unlawful election fires head of feared mukhabarat (secret agency); family consolidates control over the country. International observers decry leader’s decisions and calls for democratic elections.”

Vocal Fry Festival.

“Some of my best friends have children.”

Legal cases are by definition narrow.this particular case might not address trans issues in the same way that Gavin Grimm’s Case doesn’t touch on sexuality. This isn’t a zero sum game. Not every case covers every issue and we don’t need to get defensive when our allies get a win.

I desperately want a shirt that says ‘Jesus take the wheel and the lube’...

It’s real simple.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

I’m not surprised. Pamela Anderson has a “cool girl” complex.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

This is literally #NotAllMen on a t-shirt and for white women. If I see my friends doing this stupid thing I will come get them I promise.

Isn’t really a loss, though. They don’t even have a god-damned liter of cola.

So it’s basically this. Comforting.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

That’s all missing the point of the article. Aimee didn’t chose it. Neither did I. The problem isn’t with “different choices” - the problem is with society acknowledging that sometimes it is not a choice. That people need to stop the “it will happen” talk and just give us space to talk about how we feel with something

Absolutely. The n-word has a lot more weight and prejudice behind it than pussy does, but it is the same kind of misplaced outrage. It is the ULTIMATE in hypocrisy to defend someone who speaks this way and then to be offended at the person who calls them out on it. Sometimes you have to quote someone IN FULL so

It’s almost as if they want a dumb populace. No that can’t be, that’s tin foil hat territory right?

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.