this is a Very Good Cat Name.

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

This is the problem when young people think nothing happened before their birth, and also why people need to READ BOOKS.

Deuces , Paul Blart, Forest Cop.

My favorite bullshit argument is; “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll, the kids would have never been IN DANGER, if their lawbreaking parents hadn’t brought them here!” (I read this shit in the grizzled old prospector/bitch-ass voice of a Scooby Doo villain.)

So things like consent, monogamy, compassion etc aren’t natural imstincts

“Is it rude to ask the server to throw away my trash?”

Competitive eating is for shitheads. Participants and viewers alike. Spend a little time around people who are starving then tell me how awesome it is.

That old white guy throwing off his hat and chasing after the cretinous big foot is hitting me in the feels. Nothing about that choice was good or safe, but by god, he exemplified how fed up we are with being harassed and threatened by these shit stains.

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

I’m a UK based sex worker and want to let you know how that Jezebel’s attitude on sex work makes a massive improvement to my quality of life. I look at Jezebel several times a day and to have one media outlet that consistently respects sex workers, supports sex worker organising and differentiates between coerced…

As offended as I am by the sentiment of that little graphic, the laziness is also what gets me.  “Rasium?”  Bless her stupid, little heart.

Us: The literal, actual devil is right behind you.

“The dude?” Is there any doubt that Trump has actually done this, using those exact words?

I’d like to add that the correct headline can also be applied to the white progressives who hate Democrats as well (think Splinter, Chapo Trap House). The kind who go on about economic justice but admonish minorities for driving a wedge with identity politics. They ignore the fact that the very economic injustices…

The problem is that real jobs aren’t created equal. Some of my friends are pulling in mid six figures and some are lucky to hit mid five. It’s easy for the wealthier friends to write off an $X dinner, but that’s a treat night for other friends. Plus, a lot of my friends probably couldn’t cover the bill for everyone if…

I thought you got shot and died yesterday? How do you have a burner account?

I feel like we’ve got some decent examples much closer to home, too: Slavery, the post-Reconstruction South, etc...

Southwest Key is among the largest child migrant shelter providers in the U.S., running 27 government-contracted shelters in Arizona, California and Texas, reports the Times. Nearly 25,000 children came through its facilities last year.