The monotone is how I get him off his rhythm

Everything dies baby, that’s a fact
These Birds have flown away and might never come back
So put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty and
Leave them behind for your new pal, Gritty.

This is how I saw it explained:

“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘meeting’ as...”

Agreed. Someone already did the math, too:

They forgot to put the WYTS tag on it. Happens at least once or twice every year. It is tagged “Balls Deep”, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

They did it:

I drove though Wheeling on I-70 on a road trip, does that count?

I just assumed he was talking about preseason.

Does it count as reincarnation if the first John Madden still hasn’t died?

Undefeated since 1998!

Back back back back back back back back back ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tefal

I took 21 shots in a row in under five minutes (woo, 21st birthday!)

That Tampa serial killer story is amazing. The manager who found the weapon didn’t even have to go to the police because she just reported it to a cop who was doing paperwork in the McDonald’s.

Without Googling, I was able to remember there was a Pope named Urban, but (with Googling) it turns out there were actually eight! 

+1 Antipapa

And who was the home plate umpire at that game? None other than Joe West, of course.

I totally agree, in fact I’m astounded that anyone uses the comment section on sites that link to their public Facebook profile, especially since most of the users that do that are posting heinous things under their real names.