This is literally how I've seen 90% of the SNL I've seen, and I miss it sometimes.

…no…? Yes?

"blastocyst" is one of those words like "atomizer" that sounds so much cooler than it actually is

I may never honestly know which one I am.

MY HEART, IT'S SOFT LIKE A FRESH CHEESE, EXCEPT IT'S MY HEART

Is that a real thing?

Wait, that was the Asylum? I thought that's what "ExpendaBelles" turned out to be and I was SUPER confused by this article

As sad as this makes me, this does open the door for an At The Drive-In soundtrack.

You were not alone, amigo. I goddamn loved Jim Mahfood and TMCM, but Vasquez and Stray Bullets would come a little later for me.

You found out what it would be like when you got old…and it SUX, right?

That's actually a great way of looking at it. Feeling that way about someone is okay when you're a dipshit adolescent and you don't understand how things work, but if you still have those feelings after 22 or so you probably own jean shorts and a trench coat.

WAIT HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT AND I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT

Goddamn love this whole album. First Descendants album I ever had; a guy my dad worked with gave it to me amidst a pile of NOFX stuff and this is the only thing in that stack I still listen to. "I'm The One" helped me with a real unfortunate high school crush (even if I'm aware in hindsight how iffy that song is),…

Who fuckin' knows, I try not to have Batman Opinions anymore but they lost me after Asylum and I'm not going back.

Did he do Arkham Knight? I know it wasn't him in Origins and I thought the other guy (Troy Baker, probably) stuck around afterwards.

You might know - is it true he was in the running to play Deckard in Blade Runner before Harrison Ford got it?

"Church laughs" is, speaking for myself at least, one of those phrases where you immediately know what it means when you hear it. Kudos.

I never had any of them, but I remember reading the Kenner catalogs that came with my Ghostbusters toys and being super jealous that I never saw them anywhere.

Actually, that's a good point - they seem to have a good enough sense of humor to let that sort of thing fly, so points for effort.

Thank you so much for this. Both of them, really - although the audience at the second one is exactly what I'd expect.