I'll be goddamned. I need this in my life, thank you!

Godzilla, what do you know that I don't (other than the friendship of Jet Jaguar)?

Only recently, but yes! Funny enough I was compelled to see it after a friend of mine mistook it for The Long Goodbye and explained it to me. Shit rules.

That's good to hear - I've heard mixed things, but the negative reviews tended to come from people I don't…generally trust with movie opinions, and I did really like the first two, so I need to give it a try sometime.

Wait wait wait wait this was recent-ish? What the hell?

Every picture I've seen of it made it look like they were all having the time of their damn life

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL AND I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT

I've been pretty interested in this from the getgo, but I had no idea Shane Black was involved and now I'm down as hell. The Last Boy Scout is one of my favorite recent discoveries, and I like basically everything else he's done (although I have yet to see Iron Man 3, weirdly enough).

Yeah, I met him at Motor City Nightmares and while he was absolutely delighted to tell everyone what he was up to on Twitter he seemed decent enough. Not the worst celebrity experience I ever had.

That's almost the reverse of what happened with the last Fantastic Four, except slightly less accidental.

Huh, holy shit, this makes a ton of sense.

It ALSO has Lucha Underground, which I've really come around on lately

To be fair, the odds were in your favor since it turned out you work for TittyCo.

I can't tell if those are the best- or worst-shaped bass to cram into a butt. Like, you've got that big round upper bout that's already vaguely sex-toy shaped, but the neck seems pretty long and heavy even by bass standards.

TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT I NEED TO KNOW

I'll take it!

I am so onboard with this, thank you! Spoil it for me: did he play Matter of Trust? That's my secret favorite Billy Joel song.

Goddamn, this is EXACTLY what I need for a trainride I have coming up this weekend, thank you!

Shit, I am SO JEALOUS, I was really curious about those. I should see if anyone did an [cough cough] archival recording.

Oh SHIT that had to be SO GOOD. I've never caught them playing Buckingham Green, but I have been present for Wayne's Pet Youngin' a number of times which is sick as hell with live drums.