With Bill Murray as a laid-back zombie. Rated G.

Why are you posting all this on one page? If you had separate articles for each movie, it would be much easier to find what one is interested in reading about, to share articles, and to comment on specific movies, and you'd get more website hits. What gives?

I understood that reference!

I don't like to nitpick, but that's a lot of errors for a first sentence…

It's a koala, as seen in National Typographic.

Wha… I… everything I've ever known is a lie…

But why? Del Toro and Perlman have been trying to do Hellboy 3 for years! If the studio's willing to make a Hellboy movie, what's the problem? What the hell, boy?

I really love Man of Steel, so BvS was especially baffling to me - what the hell happened with that movie? Suicide Squad was a mildly amusing mess. Wonder Woman was the best part of BvS, and the trailers look good, so I'm optimistic.

I'd just like to state for the record that I have nothing to do with any of this.

"The Expandables"

Maybe they just don't have enough room.

A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?

It turns out that when he said he was done making movies, he was actually in a movie, playing an imposter of himself. The real David Lynch is making another movie, the same one he's already in. Also, there are tiny clowns living in the wall.

There's a lot of pussy in that trailer. It's basically kitty porn.

Hearsay!

I haven't had depression as bad as that, so I'm not sure how helpful this might be, but I've found that taking an L-tryptophan supplement has made a noticeable difference in my mood. It helps the brain produce serotonin, and also helps you sleep, so I take it at night. Obviously consult your doctor before taking…

The Grateful Dead, Touch of Grey

The man is a genius. He invented warp drive, is the father of modern robotics, made human surrogates possible, and now this.

I really liked Machinarium, and don't remember having too much trouble with the puzzles, but I've played a lot of those types of games.

Avengers: The Search for Hulk