I just tore the film apart using my teeth and re-attached using a soldering iron.

They can do a new in memoriam section: “We take a moment to say goodbye to the people we can no longer praise because they were revealed to be sex offenders.”

Kelsey maintained his physique with a diet of tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Dougray Scott, who’d originally been cast as Wolverine, was taking too long filming his part as the villain in Mission: Impossible 2.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

I enjoy twists the second time for the reasons listed, but that doesn’t mean I want my twists spoiled. I want my own fair chance to be surprised/annoyed/faked out or whatever. I’ll decided if I want to go back and analyse the ending further, thank you very much.