The Human Torch catches FIRE
The Invisible Girl becomes transparent like ICE
Mr. Fantastic stretches like SLIME
The Thing… is tough like rock CANDY?

Correct.

That still you used for the header is not from "The Matrix"…

Where does this whole zombies eating brains thing come from anyway? I've seen like all the zombie movies, and in not one of them are the zombies going after brains.

One reason for the change could be that there will be two other movies in between Avengers 3 and 4 (Ant-Man and the Wasp and Captain Marvel). I never could figure out how they would've fit those in the middle of Infinity War.

As do I.

OK, so he's Hispanic, but fairly light-skinned, and has a french grandfather. I hadn't really thought about it until now, but figured he had some kind of exotic background like that.

Now I'm trying to figure out if Oscar Isaac isn't straight, white, or a man…

What's all this about milk in bags? I've only ever seen it in cartons and plastic jugs in BC.

If he wasn't already the best actor of all time, this clinches it.

Damn, beat me by 6 minutes!

Blade is a fair pick. To me, Ronin is by far the best action movie of 98, but it was more of a throwback and culmination of 70s-style thrillers. Blade was more influential, for better or worse.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Not a mistake - Rickles' career spanned over ten thousand years.

Actually Cregar was in the 1944 version directed by John Brahm. In Hitchcock's 1927 version, the role was played by Ivor Novello. I knew the one I'd seen wasn't a Hitchcock movie, but I didn't know Hitchcock had done it first until you mentioned it - I looked it up, and in fact, there have been five different versions!

The movie's just kind of a light confection. Laird Cregar's polite, charming Satan is a fun character. He was also very good in The Lodger, as a man who may or may not be Jack the Ripper. It's too bad his career was cut tragically short when he died after going on a crash diet to try and get more leading man roles.

Another example of aging makeup done really well like that is Don Ameche in Heaven Can Wait.

So are they just making one movie? It seems like if there's one book that might actually benefit from Hollywood's obsession with making everything into a trilogy and then splitting the last one in half for good measure, it's Dune.

You made it more than 5 minutes?!

I'd go with the rat (sorry, Siberian hamster) getting loose in Fawlty Towers, but yours is good too.