I never understood the pearl clutching over that incident. Americans are so infantalizing nowadays. And you still believe it was an accident? If so, why was she wearing a decorative brass nipple-pastie? This has always been such a farce of a story. Furthermore, after 14 years, let it go. They’re both phenomenally…

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

Meuller is known for being very careful and exacting, which is good in terms of making an unassailable case. But I’m with you- I need this to move along. Reading about Watergate bums me out because it makes you realize just how long these things take.

Add me to that lot.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

My cold heart goes out to him. He looks tired and nervous.

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

I will never get enough of this kid. I hate kids, but his facial expressions crack me up.

Actually, he used to be a model. Then he did the “chubby guy schtick.” My theory is he was always a dick, because he still had all that good-looking-guy confidence that, for handsome white dudes, never dies. And he just covered it up with an “aw, shucks” everyman veneer.

Or, I AM JOAQUIN PHOENIX!

“Bieeetch!” 😂

Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.

Favorite reaction so far.

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

This is enraging enough as an outsider, I can’t imagine how infuriating it must be to Natives, especially as there’s apparently not enough of a deterrent in terms of wide-ranging consequences to keep people from repeatedly doing this.

Your computer today is more sophisticated than the computers available in the early 70s. So is climate science.

Most likely, my poor kids will kill and eat your wealthy kids, so it doesn’t matter