Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

“makes zero sense.”

As far as we know, the 1976 victim was one of those compensated as a result of the settlements that started in 2012. Or, at least, Penn State is not denying that the 1976 victim is amongst those.

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

I can’t wait to see the next round of mental gymnastics Joe Pa stans use to justify this shit. JOE PA WAS A SAINT

Burn in hell, Joe.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

Hi, vegan here. The difference is vegans don’t eat eggs, dairy or any other products that come from animals. Vegetarians just don’t eat meat. Most of us are fine, but you only see the shitty PR because who wants to hear a story about a boring and completely normal vegan? We don’t all throw red pant at people (although…

Can we do this for 500 days like Gawker did with that vapid blonde lady? This seems way more fun.

Kept Cubans in misery? How many Cubans do you know? Do you think all cubans have that opinion of Castro? How much do you think the US embargo against Cuba had to do with misery? How much of that was really castro’s fault, and how much was the fault of the US who funded supervised an invasion of cuba? How much do you…

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I hate the whole vegan purity nonsense. I try my best to not use any animal products, yet some vegans wouldn’t consider me a vegan because my dog eats meat like a dog should.

Industry insider here. The best way is to just grease the wheels and make it known. Just tell them you appreciate their hard work and you know how difficult their job is. Give them the candy and say this is for you guys, I appreciated everything you do. A little grease can go a long way, especially on flights where…

This is kind of silly, but sort of relevant: On a recent JetBlue flight, my dad asked for a pair of wings for my kids. They brought out these little magnetized plastic wing badges for both of them. The kids thought Grandpa was pretty cool that day.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Ugh why do my fellow vegans have to be so embarrassing. It's like for every single cool vegan, like Prince, there are a thousand militant assholes.

I misplaced the actor and thought it was the guy from harry potter.

Yeah, sorry, this is bullshit. For all those people who are like, “Kelly is so brave! Kelly is such a trooper!” Sorry, THIS is Kelly. All about herself and frankly a little mean. If I were Strahan I’d be like, Yeah, I’m out. Fill my chair for the next two weeks, just like you did for her. He was contractually…