word. last i knew fronts were metal shit that goes over your teef.

Earlier this year, I filled out a form to attempt to get to visit the White House. (It’s not easy.) When I was telling the assistant to my state rep what dates I wanted, I told her up til January 19 because there was no way in hell I’m visiting a Trump WH.

I’m 40 and doing cartwheels over my decision to not have kids.

Cephalopods 2020!

handclap. my family is splitting over this shit

that is some jacket. I expect to see Mugabe in it any day now.

no x NO

there might as well be some silver lining to his existence

I couldn’t even get through reading about this melodrama

on a positive note, might make dusting the house easier

i need to track that tweet down so i can fave it

do you have the same confusion about Cumberbatch? I know I don’t get it.

her career trajectory will resemble Heigl’s if she’s not careful

I sense a lot of insecurity in Dunham. She needs to mature.

lucky duck

I have a weird memory for song lyrics. So I often wonder how I have such a hard time remembering important things when I can sing along to a song I heard once before

/stillgrey

ah yes, people who can appreciate the eye-rolling i do when someone tries to tell me something doesn’t have chemicals in it!

of course there will be endless debate about the merits... but

Browser redirect viruses don’t usually only affect one non-search engine site, but if I were you I’d run some malware/virus checks on your computer. What you are describing is def not happening to me