1) From A.R. Moxon on Twitter ( I know, I know):

Oh noes, they can’t consent to a harmless process! Guess you can’t adopt a pet, vaccinate an animal, groom an animal, spay or neuter an animal, etc. Even if it’s for their own good and the safety of others, that animal did not consent to anything, so you better just leave it alone and let it live or die as PETA…

This is even more shaming than last year’s article. He loves his wife, and presumably, the feeling is reciprocated.

It was an inside joke type of thing between him and his wife. Apparently she wrote it to get back at him for other tweets he had written about sex with her and it blew up from there.

The vibe I get is that it’s less sex-shamey than body-shamey, the implication being that this is a gross tweet because the author would not, personally, like to fuck Kevin Smith. But it could really be both. Six turds in one hand, half a dozen shitty takes in the other, or something.

I had never seen this before and it made me laugh unusually hard. 

Welcome to the AV CLUB since you must be new here.

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to ask “Why was this article written?”. It seems a little sex shamey? Sure, if he wrote that about a stranger or someone he wasn’t already in a decade long relationship with it would come across as creepy. But he wrote it about his wife. He wrote it in the same tone/voice that…

haha! Well here’s to us then! *lifts glass* to the sluts and whores amirite? 

They only had to pay $45,000 for a surrogate?? Women only get paid that little amount for intentionally carrying someone else child?? It should be no less than 6 figures. Thats insane. 

I think perhaps this may be a case of “take is slow”. If they showed someone in a bikini with a full 1970's bush, it could have a huge outcry from certain groups of people. If I wanted to change hearts and minds, I wouldn’t start at the farthest point on the map. I’d start a little lower and work my way up.

While you’re at it, you can make me some eyebrows too!!! 

Thank you.

I’ve HATED pubes since I got them at age 10! All it does is trap heat, discharge, sweat, and piss drops. I refuse to be “natural” if it makes me feel physically uncomfortable.

Agreed: I come from the “white lady with thick black hair in all the places” camp and I agree, cute pit hair is cute. Braidable pit hair, such as mine decides it needs to be, is ... not? Also, I feel... squishy, when I don’t shave. That said, do what feels right, and don’t be pissed at a razor ad dipping it’s toe in…

Bout to throw out some TMI but having a bush SUCKS during that time of the month. I always feel extra...um gross if I let it all grow. 

Oh my god. If I don’t shave my toes (and I usually don’t) the hair gets COMICALLY long. Same with my inner thigh hairs, but I just let them. I occasionally will take scissors to my pubes and give them a cheerful trim, otherwise they do snag in underwear lines and get just...too freaking long. Basically, I groom or…

Girl I got extra. You can have some.

Yeah I feel like I’m one of many women who might be the audience for this ad? I shave my legs and sometimes my thighs, but I’ve never shaved my pits or pubes. It’s nice to be reminded that body hair is an aesthetic choice, not some type of horror to be abolished. 

Someone should just make an anthology series called Dystopia, with every season being a different dystopian scenario tale.