Wrong! You can get a campfire up to that temp but only for short periods of time. Campfires rarely get over 1000 degrees. If this was true I wouldn’t need a forge to melt aluminum down to cast with.

They might be upset if you were to buy them a 5lb of sugar-free gummy bears...

They might be upset if you were to buy them a 5lb of sugar-free gummy bears...

I remember way back Discovery channel was showing Top Gear but decided instead to have that lame father son bike show. BBC America are real idiots for waiting so long to show Top Gear the same time it was on in UK here in the USA. BBC America had no problem reruning Star Trek all day but had to be pushed to show TG.

The Zenith has the tachymeter, it just doesn’t say it as the Tag does.

It’s not my fault they decided to ridiculously over-engineer a simple sliding door.

My neighbors Dodge Caravan had doors like that 20 years ago. Sure, they slid backwards instead of forward, but a sliding door is a sliding door.

All of the things that I mentioned are atrocious, but in the absence of anything else, they would not violate a law.

It is within the law of the US, my state, and all local ordinances for me to open my car window and drive around yelling obscenities at little old ladies/minorities/nuns/babies/whoever. If I were to do such a thing, I would be a giant dickhole.

Sounds like you should move to an HOA neighborhood then.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Only to realize the added horror that it’s not even mac and cheese—it’s called “Kraft Dinner.”

God.. good luck finding a manual one though. A phrase about “hen’s teeth” comes to mind. I know, I looked for one to replace my B4 Passat Wagon GLX 5spd, bought an 500 Abarth instead. Yeah you could swap it using WRX parts, but what a PITA that is.

The sleepy S80 can actually sound pretty magical:

The Flex is a seriously under-appreciated vehicle, congrats on making a smart choice!

Actually, if you read the article instead of shaming some hard working journalist immediately, you’d know that he didn’t endanger his life. Like, not even close. This is a great video to showcase how, in the words of Paracelsus, “The dose makes the poison.” Science on, brother.

Chicago Blackhawks Lose Their 1st Game

Yeah, it needed a good selfie to put on finstagram.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Labor is a market. Who is paying food service workers $35K a year with health care (which adds another $10K to that figure).