Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Good list of myths. However even acknowledging they’re myths I still think it’s not crazy for healthy adults who don’t work with children or in healthcare to skip the flu shot. That’s not to say it’s a bad idea to get the flu shot, but (IMO) it’s not clearly a good one if you make some reasonable assumptions about the…

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Newton Meters

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

That’s not Finnegan, it’s Freiburger.

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

The refs had Illinois giving 45

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.

Chicago closed Meigs field because Microsoft kept a log of how many times I hit the Sears Tower.

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Im a Volvo fan, even daily drive an S60R 6-Speed. This wagon is awesome, just not $9300 awesome.

Rust issues aside, I love everything about this car. The mods look tasteful and proper. Plus I love Volvo wagons. Nothing too ostentatious about what the owner has done (apart from maybe the seats), and it looks like whoever did the work knew what they were doing. Beyond that, being a 1975 model, you won’t have to…

Punch onto others as they would punch onto you.