Best said, can’t be said enough.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

I take great pleasure in taunting short people.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

I only clicked on this post because of Abbi and Ilana being in the picture. Needs more Abbi and Ilana.

Emma Stone.

Walnuts4evah. Seriously guys, they are the best, especially raw. If you haven’t grown up in a place where people scoop up and eat raw walnuts, staining their fingers with deep purple iodine, well, you probably had a better childhood, but let me tell you, raw walnuts are heaven.

To be fair, she did say she was on mushrooms so she could be referring to the actual dinosaur.

This is how I felt about that quote...

I wonder if she listens to William Joel.

isn’t it T Rex?

“It was the first time I head Tyrannosaurus Rex.”

“I love The Office. The BRITISH one. *cough PLEBEIAN cough*”

Nothing, it’s just the people who go around acting like their love of British TV somehow makes them unique and especially cultured.

Who dat who dat

That is not a selfie unless he’s Inspector Gadget. He is the worst fucking offender on this shit. Does he have an assistant “selfie” him? I hate it and I hate Lenny Kravitz. This is me:

C'mon now. We don't know what Lenny is waiting for. But obviously it's something VERY GOOD. Doubt if it's me, but I'll put some gas in my car anyway.

Lemme guess— Shadyside? Point Breeze?

Even though I now teach in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, I always have a strange nostalgia about the Burgh.

What if they told you that some of their writers were ISIS “brides”? What say you then?