I had this book, too, if we’re thinking of the same one. It was part of a series of books for kids on how to do practical things. It was called the Survival Series for Kids. I still clean my room like this because of it.

One of my dogs is an evil genius that gets super frustrated when we aren’t up to speed with him and the other one is the sweetest, dumbest dog I’ve ever known. Can you tell which is which?

I’m looking deep into their eyes and trying to figure out which is the dumb one.

Two-week road trip with my husband and 4 boys under 13 out west to the Grand Canyon. Camping and as much swimming as possible along the way. We leave in the AM and I’m currently sitting alone in my car in our driveway having one last quiet solitary moment.

She smiled once

My rescue doggo Basil

^^^Truth

Maybe it was an intentional mix-up to create a massive memorable moment

As an involved, enthusiastic stepmom to 3 boys, I have to say we aren’t that bad. Geez.

I would make him so happy

Why’s that?

I’ve been dressing like this forev and I’m far from stylish.

I’ve turned a corner on my feelings for Shia over the past few months. From cold and judgey too warm and tingly. I loved his sexy little dirtball rat tail in “American Honey” and I have always had the hots for guys that punch Nazis.

Pathetic.

I don’t believe for a second Ryan Gosling has never said “hey girl”. He’s said that. Probably multiple times.

A Care Bear Stare of repellant sound, if you will.

I think the earrings are real dangly earrings stuck into the canvas. How exquisite.

Ha ha good one :-)

I dream that all the women in this beautiful country will join hands on November 8 and emit the shrillest shrill that we ever did shrill.

I got them from my son, who got them in class. I was really stressed out after the fire and biting my nails a ton. A few must have made their way into my vagina without me ever noticing. I was somewhat itchy but I thought it was a garden-variety UTI.