I got them from one of my kids, who got them from putting his dirty hands in his mouth, I assume. I’m normally pretty good about not biting my nails and stuff, but after the fire I was a mess, very anxious and out of sorts, and for the first week after it happened, all 5 of us were living in a little hotel room…

Thank you. It’s a comfort talking with other people who have had house fires, because misery loves company, I guess. It was really such a trip — we were all home when it happened, my husband and my 3 stepsons and me — and we escaped in our underwear, then stood in the road and waited for the fire department to arrive…

they were in my vagina.

Thank you for the link. I didn’t know about that condition. Does it complicate your life?

I don’t ever like it when a gyno looks at my vagina and says “wow”!

Oh girl, I do.

Yes, I realized after posting that leaving the story with me alone in a hotel room, homeless, with a worm-filled rioting vagina was far too bleak. Everything turned out okay :-) I appreciate your concern.

I’m sort of imagining riding a diseased vagina around a racetrack to victory and laughing too tbh

It was a horse race of sorts, if the horses were diseased vaginas.

That’s some powerful vajuju

Truth. Once I knew I had them I was mortified.

Thanks. It’s been a rough coupla years. I needed that ;)

Let me add that I took all the antibiotics, drank some gross medicine for the pinworms, and got back to my regularly-scheduled routine of regular showering, probiotics and pH-balancing and my Special Snowflake came back more resilient than ever.

Two years ago I was living in a hotel room after a total-loss house fire, which is needless to say an enormously stressful situation. My vagina has always been very sensitive to stress. She’s a special snowflake, for sure. Additionally, my whole vagina self-care routine was disrupted by our loss. I was basically…

Oh yeah. Fit AF.

Very good summary. When that song would come on MTV, I would quick put on my shoes and try and run around the block before it ended (I had a very long block). I liked the song a lot. I wasn’t trying to avoid it, it was just a thing I did. I would sing the song in my head while I ran and try and keep pace that way.

I’m looking forward to this movie after a pretty bleak summer of crappy movies.

These are great.

Killing Mr. Griffin is perfect.

Do you think her costume is a reference to Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time?