I’m getting a rash just looking at it. I can’t wear most jewelry without breaking out. It sounds obnoxious, but I can only wear gold and sterling silver.

yes

My thought immediately!

i live on smoked oysters since i can remember

I like the mountains.

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

Get your wheels outta my face, bro!

I bet Ariana Grande knows China is a country...maybe she’s the world’s smartest baby.

so unsafe though.

I was just thinking exactly the same thing, and in fact, I thought it looked like great fun and I'm glad I didn't actually have to be there to enjoy it!

Scrolling through Facebook today I couldn't help but wonder how many people Googled "what to wear at Coachella?" because everyone is dressed exactly the same and, for the people I know, never ever wear that type of stuff in normal day-to-day activity. I'm not talking about extreme shit, just the hippie headbands etc. …

On a tangentially related note: I went to Glade festival in the UK a few years ago with my friend who is in a wheelchair. Total strangers (who were chewing their cheeks and lips off due to the gram of MD they've gummed) kept coming up and telling her how beautiful and brave she was for attending. They meant well but…

Cosigned.

You got it!

Wasn’t “Kit Harrington” the name of an American Girl doll?

What are you gonna tell him to do next?

Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, Curly Sue.

This picture could go into a dictionary next to the term “Mansplaining” and I’m not even sure you’d need a definition.

Noted.