I’m getting a rash just looking at it. I can’t wear most jewelry without breaking out. It sounds obnoxious, but I can only wear gold and sterling silver.

yes

My thought immediately!

i live on smoked oysters since i can remember

I like the mountains.

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

I bet Ariana Grande knows China is a country...maybe she’s the world’s smartest baby.

You got it!

Wasn’t “Kit Harrington” the name of an American Girl doll?

What are you gonna tell him to do next?

Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, Curly Sue.

This picture could go into a dictionary next to the term “Mansplaining” and I’m not even sure you’d need a definition.

My poor sleepy brain was like “Oh, it would be so dumb if you accidentally spelled ‘beet’ wrong.” And the rest is herstory.

Noted.

I'm not sure if this has been covered in the comments, but St. Louisians call ice cream sundaes ice cream sunduhs. My boyfriend does it. It breaks my brain. It really does.